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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreooficial, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.

(Source: theperksofbeing-kate, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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2 days ago

You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

(Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial, via sextnoise)

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2 days ago

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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2 days ago

d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

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2 days ago

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(Source: maliciousmelons, via sextnoise)

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2 days ago
girlinroom29:

Seeing that he’s talking to her makes this a thousand times more desirable.

girlinroom29:

Seeing that he’s talking to her makes this a thousand times more desirable.

(via imalreadywet)

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2 days ago

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

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4 days ago

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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4 days ago

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

(Source: benadryls, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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sexience:

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

this post is a mess

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